This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
i want to skateboard on it
i interrupt your regular blogging to tell you that this man
just became the prime minister of australia
for the second time
I dream darkness comes into me. It comes and it’s insidious. Up my nose, into my ears. I feel poisoned.
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
THAT WAS BOOTYFUL
Am I the only one who’s soul is like, “…maybe eat some Doritos?” My soul doesn’t seem to scream out for things…or possibly it is speaking a language I don’t know…
my soul screams: WATCH NETFLIX UNTIL YOU FEEL LIKE A LUMP OF JELLO. THEN GO OUTSIDE AND CLIMB A TREE UNTIL YOU FORGET ABOUT BEING A PERSON. RUN WITH FLAILY ARMS JOGGING IS OVERRATED. EAT EVERYTHING. CRY AND CALL YOUR FRIENDS SO MUCH THEY START TO GET REALLY ANNOYED BY YOU. NEVER DO CHEM HOMEWORK.
girls who can run in heels should be feared
you people should learn about the goetic demons like for example:
this is prince stolas, he is a long legged owl demon who teaches knowledge about astronomy and herbs to anyone who conjures him
whats not cool about an owl demon
Born in Croatia, living in Norway,Dino Tomic is an extraordinary visual artist who creates, among other things, sophisticated tattoos and photo-like drawings. His works seem to be living their own lives and you can’t help falling in love with them at first sight.
nicki minaj - anaconda ft spongebob crew
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
i feel really bad when unliking posts now
When you realise someone you’ve known for a really long time is also a tumblr user